This is my America

A couple of weeks ago, I had the inconvenient experience of being locked out of my apartment. I was on my way to meet my zany friend from Argentina for a showing of Woody Allen’s Café Society. It’d been a while since I’d seen my friend, so we caught up over coffee and he told…

If a bear shits in the woods…

A couple of months ago, I was out to dinner with two of my guy friends.  We were at a little Italian restaurant in the Hamptons where the tables were dressed with white butcher paper over-top white table cloths.  One of my friends pulled out a pen and began asking us questions that were supposed to…